Overheard between nurses...
#1: I haven't talked to him in two weeks. When we talked I was like "I'm going to Haiti," so I don't know.
#2 : Yeah, girl. That's good. Only, don't tell him why you're going. Leave him guessing. You know, let him get jealous.
#1: Isn't it kind of obvious why I'd be going?
#2: Well yeah to us, but let him wonder if you're just going down there to meet up, have a rendezvous...
#1: In Haiti? Now?
#2: Those Doctors without Borders are nice guys!