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Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Flattery Going Nowhere

Sassy Lionheart: That's the patient that called Night Nurse No Nonsense 'exquisite.'

Me: Wait what?

Sassy: Yeah, he told her she was exquisite and asked her name.

Me: Ha! You know what he said to me?

Sassy: What?

Me: He told me if it weren't for my stethoscope he would have thought I was a patient.

Sassy: Ha! What did you say?

Me: That we don't have a pediatric department. Do you think he meant I look sick or... homeless?

Nurse Bestie: Your hair is a bit -

Me: Enough.

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