Sassy Lionheart: That's the patient that called Night Nurse No Nonsense 'exquisite.'
Me: Wait what?
Sassy: Yeah, he told her she was exquisite and asked her name.
Me: Ha! You know what he said to me?
Me: He told me if it weren't for my stethoscope he would have thought I was a patient.
Sassy: Ha! What did you say?
Me: That we don't have a pediatric department. Do you think he meant I look sick or... homeless?
Nurse Bestie: Your hair is a bit -