Mom: Did you read your card?
Brian: Yeah, I liked it.
Mom: Read it to your sister. I thought it was very appropriate.
Brian: (reading) "Your sister's a skank. I wish I never had her. She was the real mistake, not you. I was way too young. Happy Valentine's Day." Wow. Quite a card, Hallmark really outdid itself this year.
Mom: (through hysterical fits of laughter) That's not ...what ....it said.
3 comments:
hahahahahaha
Amazing. I'm glad to know that I am not the only one with a quick-witted but sadistic little brother.
Brian Whitaker is THE MAN!!
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