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Sunday, February 14, 2010

Happy Valentine's Day

Mom: Did you read your card?
Brian: Yeah, I liked it.
Mom: Read it to your sister. I thought it was very appropriate.

Brian: (reading) "Your sister's a skank. I wish I never had her. She was the real mistake, not you. I was way too young. Happy Valentine's Day."    Wow. Quite a card, Hallmark really outdid itself this year.

Mom: (through hysterical fits of laughter) That's not ...what said.


April Elizabeth said...


Anonymous said...

Amazing. I'm glad to know that I am not the only one with a quick-witted but sadistic little brother.

DJ said...

Brian Whitaker is THE MAN!!