Walking down the hallway, it's only 8:30am but I'm already well into my day- stretched out, warmed up, caffeinated, and halfway through a medication pass. But I'm hungry.
"Hey!" The man coming toward me yells. He is in a group of people who are all laughing at a joke. He's leaning towards the woman next to him, and she is looking at him adoringly, but he has inturrupted the moment by addressing me.
He points at me, "I had a great bowel movement! Thank you!"
And I mean it.